The Laundry Game

A game?  A game?!  I love games!

Here are the rules to the laundry game:

1) Laundry must be washed, dried, folded and returned to its home.
2) Family members must each have at least clean underwear daily.
3) Towels and sheets should be changed periodically.
4) Clothing must be turned right-side-out and socks paired.
5) Visible dirt and stains are discouraged.

Advanced rules:

1) Laundry sitting in washer over 24 hours must be rewashed.

2) Laundry should be sorted by color.

3) Specialty items should be washed separately.

4) No two identical blankies should be wet at the same time.

5) Stain stick should be applied liberally...bleach pen conservatively.

Expert rules:

1) Clothing trumps towels and sheets.
2) Towels and sheets trump specialty items.
3) Pee laundry trumps everything except...
4) Puke laundry.  This trumps absolutely everything.
5) Laundry should be done in the nude, thus avoiding the creation of more laundry.

Ludicrous rules:

1) Cloth diapers.

No, my friends.  There are no winners in the laundry game.  It is a lousy game.

**I'd like to give a shout out to my dryer-less friends...Julie and Hannah...I am in awe.**